Your bonus requests have been approved! Your random items are extra silky hand cream, rotisserie cabbage, bottomless tube of lipstick, Vol 5 of "I was a business owner transported to another world as a female elf!", and cow kigurumi.

Your bonus effects are as follows:
1. A sports announcer voice narrates every significant event in your interaction with others.
2. Incredibly paranoid about dying for one day.
3. Punch the next person you see in the stomach.
4. Do the goddess' taxes.
5. Gain someone else's ability for two days.
6. A kid sees your face and starts to cry.
7. You catch the TCG virus and must play TCGs for an entire day.
8. Unable to unstick yourself from the next person you hold hands with.
9. It rains sakura petals wherever you go for an entire afternoon.
10.Cats gravitate you for three days.