Your bonus request has been approved! Your 14 random game effects are as follows:
1. Sakura Kiss plays whenever you spend time with someone for an afternoon
2. An angry woman comes into your house and trashes it before vanishing
3. The next person you see, you have the inexplicable need to hug them and tell them why you appreciate them
4. You can't sleep for two days
5. Gain a weapon from someone else's canon
6. Swap bodies for three days
7. Next time you trip, all of your money falls out of your pockets and NPCs rush to take it
8. The weather around you changes with your mood
9. Personality flip for one day
10. Gain a sword!
11. You catch the TCG virus and must play TCGs for an entire day
12. Become drunk with the next drink you take
13. It rains sakura petals wherever you go for an entire afternoon
14. The Smash Bros announcer yells GAME!! every time you flirt

Your bonus effects are as follows:
1. Everything you touch ends up with glitter on it, and every time you sneeze, confetti comes out.
2. Incredibly paranoid about dying for one day
3. Read minds for one day
4. You have a bowlcut for three days
5. Gain a NPC harem for two days
6. You grow up to 8'0" for three days
7. A folding table lands on your head. Thanks, van zieks
8. Add nya to the end of your sentences for an afternoon
9. Theme music follows you for an entire day
10. Can't stop crying for one full day. :'(
11. Incredibly forgetful for two days
12. Cats gravitate you for three days
13. You become a magical girl and you have to solve everyone's problems like they're the episode of the week - if not, feel the wrath of the Goddess
14. You shrink down to 4'0" for two days