Not so fast, buddy. You've gotta answer my question before I let you go.
[The giant fairy strikes up a second comically oversized match so the two of them can see the string of treasures adorning its neck along a massive gold chain. Mumbling, it pulls a scrap of paper out of its pocket, clearly reading its lines off of it.]
So eh... Which of these did you drop? The solid gold toilet? The 24 pack of sparkling gold-infused wine? Or the silver axe?
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[The giant fairy strikes up a second comically oversized match so the two of them can see the string of treasures adorning its neck along a massive gold chain. Mumbling, it pulls a scrap of paper out of its pocket, clearly reading its lines off of it.]
So eh... Which of these did you drop? The solid gold toilet? The 24 pack of sparkling gold-infused wine? Or the silver axe?