[Who doesn't want to drop a deuce in a fancy golden toilet? The fairy mumbles and grumbles, plucking the silver axe off its chain and tossing it at them. Uh, better make sure your heads aren't in the way, boys.]
You've chosen the uh... right, the silver axe. That means you're generous or something. Not the materialistic types, eh? Maybe you could try throwing it in a lake or something.
[With that, the gargantuan fairy rolls slooowly to one side, revealing a vast cave glistening with fluorescent gems. A powerful breeze feels like it might whip up and eject them from the mines at any time, so they'll have a limited time to scoop up some opal chunks and loose orichalcum ore before being harshly ejected back up and out of the mines.]
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You've chosen the uh... right, the silver axe. That means you're generous or something. Not the materialistic types, eh? Maybe you could try throwing it in a lake or something.
[With that, the gargantuan fairy rolls slooowly to one side, revealing a vast cave glistening with fluorescent gems. A powerful breeze feels like it might whip up and eject them from the mines at any time, so they'll have a limited time to scoop up some opal chunks and loose orichalcum ore before being harshly ejected back up and out of the mines.]